No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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