this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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