I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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