ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just high enough for therapy.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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