Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
please don't ironically join a cult
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