i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
thus making me awesome and them whores
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm too high and old for this...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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