i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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