i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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