ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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