i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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