Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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