i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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