ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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