ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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