I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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