I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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