Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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