What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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