white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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