I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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