I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
