oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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