And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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