Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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