you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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