; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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