doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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