i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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