Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
