He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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