Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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