ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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