My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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