I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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