wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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