Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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