you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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