Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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