I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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