yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
