I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
