nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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