erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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