she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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