Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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