I love black thongs
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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