Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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