My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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