The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
You did what with his pubic hair?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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