That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
