Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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